Infinidogs
Written 2021/6/16
Hungry? We'll find you.
Infinidogs is one of the ACF's proud sponsors, having stood by the foundation practically since they first began operating in our dimension.
Marketing & Products
Infinidogs sells a wide variety of, you guessed it— hotdogs. Some would even dare to say that they sell too wide a variety of hotdogs— given their interdimensional resources. One never knows what they'll find sold at any particular truck— each is a wholly unique snowflake of tubular meats. Sometimes they may not even contain meat, such is the case with vegetarian options such as “sadness,” “alternative balsa,” “plant person,” “this is not a hotdog,” and “that one time you accidentally called your teacher 'mom.'”
Meat lovers can enjoy options such as “Jason, who's been mistaken for bacon,” “eldritch tentacle,” “like your parents used to make,” “found on the subway,” “non-euclidian,” and “pork.” Infinidogs trucks are always equipped with ample toppings, too, including; “love,” “miniature hotdog trucks,” “invisible ketchup,” “an engineering degree,” and “gravel.”
Infinidogs' marketing is amusingly chaotic at best, and outright dangerous at worst. Due to their diverse interdimensional makeup, their marketing team often attempts campaigns utilizing tactics that work just fine in other dimensions— but are either harmful or illegal in ours.
Look, I know they released a terrifying squid monster in the shape of their logo on Manhattan— but they pay us good money! We need to stay on good terms with anyone from other dimensions in case they have the power to turn us all into toothpaste or something, ok? Now we'll need to get clever on fixing this mess, someone call Null & Void— they're the only ones crazy enough to take this case.
Always Around
Once someone is aware of Infinidogs, all they need to do is think about wanting their products— and a truck will suddenly appear nearby. It is currently unknown through what means they are able to both read minds, and teleport so quickly— though this has proven useful for personnel lost in the field without any food.
God, all they've got are rock dogs again. Can someone else think of them please? Maybe the next truck will have something good.
Exactly how many dimensions the company serves and sources from is unknown, those manning the trucks themselves are often kept in the dark as to their executive functions. These employees, it should be noted, are extraordinarily dedicated to their work, as well— diligently manning their trucks even in the worst of conditions.
I just wanted a hotdog before I died in this volcanic eruption— I never expected you to show up!