Halloween is always crunch time here at the foundation, as various anomalies and superstitious humans alike cause trouble. But, rest assured, this year we won't be having any sort world-ending scenario. Maybe. At the very least we can be sure we won't hear anything from Cul De Sacula. All personnel are to keep a keen eye out and report any strange happenstances, regardless— we can't afford to be too lax after last year's chaos.

Notice to all personnel, whoever the hell keeps crossing out my name on official documents and replacing it with “Dr. Poots” better fess up now or I'll make sure they regret it.

Hey, I don't know what's going on but someone keeps replacing my lab coat with an obscenely large baguette. You guys know that I'm from Canada, not France, right? Thanks for the free bread, I guess?

Somebody replaced all the coffee delivered to our admin department with literal dirt water, it must have been one of the other interns. Not me.

Ok this isn't an emergency, however, it turns out that HQ is haunted, and this ghost is extremely annoying. He called me a “scrub?” Look, I don't know what it means either, just convince him to leave. Call him names or something, I don't want to deal with this. He's been going around personnel communication lines, comments on various documents, a lot in our forums, etc. You'll know him when you see him, by the sharp rise in your blood pressure— or maybe that's just me.

Keep up the insults, he's really mad and this is really funny. He took my #1 Administrator mug and crossed it out so it read “-1 Administrator” yesterday and this is due penance.

That's fantastic Bin, when that's all cleared up can you please look into the whereabouts of our containment director? Last I heard, she said something about an “irreplacable sandwich” and stormed off somewhere. Thanks.

Heads up to all personnel, things just took a turn for the worse. Our uh…visitor seems to have gotten (hilariously) mad at all your prodding— and not so hilariously decided to take revenge by releasing everything we have in containment. Our containment director is missing at current so we're all scrambling around like heads without chickens.

We need as many personnel as possible to figure out what password goes where and shut down whatever the hell this idiot thinks he's doing. These should automatically override whatever he's done— but make sure to reset the password on your way out.

It was just a prank bro, why did you have to kill the vibe? Your a bunch a nerds, MATT OUT.

I hope that scr...nope, I can't even say it— I hope that awful gamer ghost never shows up again, god. We've got people compiling a full report on this particular anomaly and the damage done, which should come around shortly. Good work, all of you who put in overtime to stopping him, unfortunately we are tight on money and you will not be compensated for this beyond the satisfaction that comes with making that idiot mad.